It's also fun to soak in saliva
Daughter has a big red chair from Pottery Barn that sits in our family room.
The chair is essentially a collection of foam blocks held together by a thick, chair-shaped cotton cover.
Since it's so big and foamy, the chair also doubles as a jungle gym. The kids will turn it over and climb on top of it, or they'll crawl under it.
Tonight, I came out to the sunroom to see her sitting on top of the flipped-over red chair.
"Look Daddy - blood!" she said, pointing at the red cover of the chair.
I checked for any indication of actual blood. Seeing none, I concluded that she was referring to her chair.
"Blood?" I asked.
"Yes, I'm swimming," she replied.
And then (and I can't wait to see what kind of search results this phrase yields) she said this:
"It's fun to swim in blood!"
The chair is essentially a collection of foam blocks held together by a thick, chair-shaped cotton cover.
Since it's so big and foamy, the chair also doubles as a jungle gym. The kids will turn it over and climb on top of it, or they'll crawl under it.
Tonight, I came out to the sunroom to see her sitting on top of the flipped-over red chair.
"Look Daddy - blood!" she said, pointing at the red cover of the chair.
I checked for any indication of actual blood. Seeing none, I concluded that she was referring to her chair.
"Blood?" I asked.
"Yes, I'm swimming," she replied.
And then (and I can't wait to see what kind of search results this phrase yields) she said this:
"It's fun to swim in blood!"
posted by Leighton aka MyBestInvest at
6:05 PM
6 Comments:
What kind of music does this kid listen to? Sounds like you need to dial it back on the head-banging a bit. :-)
I say it's too much Discovery Channel.
All the same, I hope you threw her a life preserver. Or a Band-Aid.
LOL. So imaginative!
Show her JAWS. She'll change her tune.
Oh, out of the mouths of babes.
Emily
I don't get the joke. Sounds perfectly normal to me.
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