In which I set myself up for freaky traffic

It's always fun to take a stroll through the Google Analytics and see the search terms that brought people to my little corner of the blogosphere.

For example, here are some gems from the last month:

1. sixth sense "i see dead people"
2. rambo shock children
3. investments + flip flops
4. creepiest christmas

and my personal favorite (and a little shout-out to Boodaddy):

5. troubled childhood? only if you call being 9-years old with a 35-year old girlfriend troubled

But for all the funny search terms that brought traffic to My Best Investments, I didn't quite come across the hilarious hilarity that I thought I would. So in an effort to stack the deck in my favor for next month, I'm going to list a few phrases here to get the ball rolling:

1. this toothpaste is making me cry
2. my diploma is absorbent
3. the arsonist has oddly-shaped feet
4. McCain antifreeze tax hybrid Lauer penguins
5. newborns watching CSI
6. can i do jumping jacks while pregnant
7. my husband won't mow the lawn
8. extreme makeover: frozen yogurt edition
9. j crew applesauce + forever!
10. i know where marky mark is but i'm worried about the funky bunch

Alright. That should make for some interesting searches. I'll report the best results next month.