There should be a test before you're allowed to reproduce
It should go without saying that I'm not mature enough to be the father of two small children.
If you have any doubts about that, just ask my wife.
Tonight I came across reason #429 why I'm too juvenile to be in charge of an entire family.
Wife was reading a bedtime story to Daughter, and one of the lines was:
Grandma is a businesswoman who often works at night.
Am I the only one who thinks "world's oldest profession" about that line?
If you have any doubts about that, just ask my wife.
Tonight I came across reason #429 why I'm too juvenile to be in charge of an entire family.
Wife was reading a bedtime story to Daughter, and one of the lines was:
Grandma is a businesswoman who often works at night.
Am I the only one who thinks "world's oldest profession" about that line?
posted by Leighton @ My Best Investments at
4:53 PM
6 Comments:
No. You're not alone.
Absolutely not. What other explanation could there be?
Are any of us really mature enough to have children when we jump into that nest of snakes? Probably not. If it makes you feel any better, I once had to stay in a public restroom stall forever because my toddler and I laughed out loud at the "noisy" patron in the stall next to us, and we were too embarrassed to leave until she did. Shameful. Twelve years later we still laugh about it.
What the heck is Mee Maw up to?? The picture in my mind is not pretty.
Ha ha ha ha! Ummm, you're in good company (if you want to call us that.)
What was the title of this book?
Just curious. IT sounds like a fascinating read.
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