To my satellite radio provider

Dear XM Satellite Radio:

In my never-ending attempt to make the world a more efficient and less confusing place, I humbly offer the following recommendation.

You can fold channels 20, 26 and 30 into one new channel called "Daughtry." This would require minimal effort on your part, since those channels already seem to be incapable of playing anything else.

Thank you for your consideration.

Most sincerely,
MyBestInvest